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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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