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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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