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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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