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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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