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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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