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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Akiva Lane
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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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