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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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