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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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