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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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