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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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