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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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