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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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