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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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