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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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