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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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