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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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