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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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