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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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