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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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