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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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