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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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