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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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