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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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