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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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