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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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