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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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