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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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