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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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