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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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