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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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