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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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