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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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