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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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