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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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