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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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