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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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