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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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