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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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