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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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