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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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