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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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