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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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