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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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