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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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