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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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