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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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