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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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