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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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