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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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