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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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