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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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