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It escapes me.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

1981

What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

3172

What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

1476

What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

1659

What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

1469

What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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A photo of synthesis.

308

How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

2194

When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

1889

How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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