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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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