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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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