Pictures:

Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

3091
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

2927
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

7
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

3086
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

1670
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

2054
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

2996
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

2049
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

864
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

1029
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

699
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

554