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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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