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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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