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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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