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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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