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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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