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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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