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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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