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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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