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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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