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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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