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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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