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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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