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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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