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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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