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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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