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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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