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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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