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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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