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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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