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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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