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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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