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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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