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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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