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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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